Nut joke

[chevyhater01]

A guy goes into a bar. Hes sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - theres nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific."

The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar.

"Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "Whats with the nuts?"

"Oh," the bartender answers, "Theyre complimentary."

[CrashStitches]

Cheese. :D

[cl89mustang]

:(

[Ponypimpin93]

Cheese :rolleyes:

[Cammin4V]

if you were a stand up comedian, i would be throwing something at you.

[1Fast97GT]

yea why bother posting that?

[chevyhater01]

cause it's a joke thats so lame it made me laugh

[vanride69]

Originally posted by Cammin4V
if you were a stand up comedian, i would be throwing something at you.


agreed

[sassystang]

:rolleyes: lol

[goatman]

Originally posted by chevyhater01
cause it's a joke thats so lame it made me laugh point taken. :D It was kinda funny in a cheesey sort of way.

[junior]

Originally posted by Cammin4V
if you were a stand up comedian, i would be throwing something at you.

i would be right beside you