Things that are difficult to say when drunk

[cool cat]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more beer for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.

Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

[mloyd1176]

amen

[dan962000]

Originally posted by cool cat
Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I forgot this was the joke forum so I'm actually thinking about how hard those words are to say and then I get to the bottom....greatness.

[CrashStitches]

It's funny 'cuz it's TRUE.

[goatman]

Originally posted by CrashStitches
It's funny 'cuz it's TRUE.

[fastfordfan1]

No, I would never let you suck my dick.

[tphan]

"I am not DRUNK"

[TrueBlueGT]

Originally posted by dan962000
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I forgot this was the joke forum so I'm actually thinking about how hard those words are to say and then I get to the bottom....greatness.
I didn't forget it was the forum, but I was thinking on how hard they would be to say.

[Christina03GT]

LMAO!! hell yeah

[Oh1Bullitt]

i have a hard time saying i don't want a beer even when i am sober

[ThaLS1KidsGrl]

Damn ain't that the truth!