cad614
02-25-2004, 05:58 PM
Two families move from Iraq to America.
When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win.
A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"
The second guy says, "Fuck you, towelhead!"
When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win.
A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"
The second guy says, "Fuck you, towelhead!"