JohnBoy's 91
02-25-2004, 03:25 PM
Government Announcement:
>
> The government today announced that it is changing it's
> emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more
> accurately reflects the government's political stance.
> A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys
> the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
> you a sense of secuity while you're actually being screwed.
>
> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
>
> The government today announced that it is changing it's
> emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more
> accurately reflects the government's political stance.
> A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys
> the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
> you a sense of secuity while you're actually being screwed.
>
> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!