Sky
02-24-2004, 02:30 AM
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him a beer and the man chuges it down. And looks into him shirt pocket and then orders another beer. So the bartender hands him another beer, the same thing happened, the man chuged it down and then looked into his pocket and yet again orders another beer. This happen five more times and after each beer the man looks into his shirt pocket. Now on his seventh beer the bartender asks what he keeps looking at in his pocket. The man answered "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and as soon as she starts looking good I'm going to go home."