JohnBoy's 91
02-21-2004, 09:58 AM
A truly smart husband.........
A guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - is feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in bed with mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my mouth?" He says, "Two aspirin."
She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear".
A guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - is feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in bed with mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my mouth?" He says, "Two aspirin."
She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear".