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Amber
11-06-2003, 09:45 AM
A poem for us....



I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
Xcountry80
11-06-2003, 09:49 AM
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!

Why are they there if we can't look at 'em?
dilly4u2
11-06-2003, 09:53 AM
That was cute Amber!:D
ThaLS1KidsGrl
11-06-2003, 01:20 PM
Very true!
SNEAKY
11-06-2003, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Amber
A poem for us....





DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am on my knees.
Get it out!, and give me some DICK!?!

fixed
SNEAKY
11-06-2003, 06:58 PM
i like my ending better.
MARIE
11-06-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Xcountry80
Why are they there if we can't look at 'em?

So we have some thing to play with when we are bored.
Xcountry80
11-07-2003, 09:43 AM
So we have some thing to play with when we are bored.

Awesome
MARIE
11-07-2003, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by Xcountry80
Awesome

Yes, it really is awesome. Have you ever seen a woman sitting in a waiting room playing with her tits? OMG what a turn on ;)
Zarathustra
11-07-2003, 11:16 AM
too long :D
Xcountry80
11-07-2003, 04:42 PM
Yes, it really is awesome. Have you ever seen a woman sitting in a waiting room playing with her tits? OMG what a turn on

Where are these rooms, and what do you have to wait for.....
MARIE
11-07-2003, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Xcountry80
Where are these rooms, and what do you have to wait for.....

normally at doctor offices but you might see a few chics playing with their tits while they are at lunch\dinner with their SO and he is talking about nothing she cares to hear.
stangaddict
11-10-2003, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by SNEAKY
fixed



R O F L M A O !! much better......;)
SNEAKY
11-11-2003, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by stangaddict
R O F L M A O !! much better......;)

thank you.
jluv
11-12-2003, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Amber
A poem for us....




Now...a poem for us....

I shave my face.
I can pee standing up.
I'll let you go shopping
Just so you'll shut up.

I can cut my own hair
It doesn't mean I'm a loner.
What good is a massage
If I can't pop a boner?

Go balance the checkbook.
Hell, pump your own gas.
Meanwhile, my friends and I
Will stare at your ass.

Your beauty is fake
And it takes you too long
You have to admit
That your make-up is all wrong.

You should never drive at all
Not at any cost
You could be in your driveway
And still think you're lost.

Sometimes we forget
A stupid old date
And if the strippers look good
We just might get home late.

We love to watch movies
Full of gore and violence
We're learning how to kill you
So the nagging will silence

You make us go bald
With stress, grief, and drama
You are a fucking bitch
And so is your mama.

We say to our friends
Oh yeah, I can get her
You think your sex is good
But your best friend's was better.

I might buy you flowers.
That's as good as it gets.
I'm sorry....I didn't hear you.
I was looking at your tits.

Expressing our feelings
Never did any good.
And if I wanted to hide something,
Believe me, I could.

So please shut your trap.
We're sick of your bitchin'.
Get naked, get pregnant
And get back in the kitchen.
SNEAKY
11-12-2003, 10:25 AM
rotflmfao
jluv
11-12-2003, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by SNEAKY
rotflmfao

Thanks. I knew you would appreciate it.
MARIE
11-12-2003, 10:30 AM
damn, I like the guys poem better. :D LOL
hedkutter18
11-12-2003, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by jluv
Now...a poem for us....

I shave my face.
I can pee standing up.
I'll let you go shopping
Just so you'll shut up.

I can cut my own hair
It doesn't mean I'm a loner.
What good is a massage
If I can't pop a boner?

Go balance the checkbook.
Hell, pump your own gas.
Meanwhile, my friends and I
Will stare at your ass.

Your beauty is fake
And it takes you too long
You have to admit
That your make-up is all wrong.

You should never drive at all
Not at any cost
You could be in your driveway
And still think you're lost.

Sometimes we forget
A stupid old date
And if the strippers look good
We just might get home late.

We love to watch movies
Full of gore and violence
We're learning how to kill you
So the nagging will silence

You make us go bald
With stress, grief, and drama
You are a fucking bitch
And so is your mama.

We say to our friends
Oh yeah, I can get her
You think your sex is good
But your best friend's was better.

I might buy you flowers.
That's as good as it gets.
I'm sorry....I didn't hear you.
I was looking at your tits.

Expressing our feelings
Never did any good.
And if I wanted to hide something,
Believe me, I could.

So please shut your trap.
We're sick of your bitchin'.
Get naked, get pregnant
And get back in the kitchen.


BRAVO! *clap clap* BRAVO!
Ted
11-12-2003, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by jluv
Now...a poem for us....

I shave my face.
I can pee standing up.
I'll let you go shopping
Just so you'll shut up.

I can cut my own hair
It doesn't mean I'm a loner.
What good is a massage
If I can't pop a boner?

Go balance the checkbook.
Hell, pump your own gas.
Meanwhile, my friends and I
Will stare at your ass.

Your beauty is fake
And it takes you too long
You have to admit
That your make-up is all wrong.

You should never drive at all
Not at any cost
You could be in your driveway
And still think you're lost.

Sometimes we forget
A stupid old date
And if the strippers look good
We just might get home late.

We love to watch movies
Full of gore and violence
We're learning how to kill you
So the nagging will silence

You make us go bald
With stress, grief, and drama
You are a fucking bitch
And so is your mama.

We say to our friends
Oh yeah, I can get her
You think your sex is good
But your best friend's was better.

I might buy you flowers.
That's as good as it gets.
I'm sorry....I didn't hear you.
I was looking at your tits.

Expressing our feelings
Never did any good.
And if I wanted to hide something,
Believe me, I could.

So please shut your trap.
We're sick of your bitchin'.
Get naked, get pregnant
And get back in the kitchen.

You seem to never disappoint!
GTChick01
11-12-2003, 11:57 AM
Amber's was better! :mad:
SNEAKY
11-12-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by jluv
Thanks. I knew you would appreciate it.

Jluv for Prez.
Ted
11-12-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by GTChick01
Amber's was better! :mad:
:rolleyes:
mustangchick03
11-12-2003, 02:40 PM
Thats a good one and it is so TRUE
dan962000
11-12-2003, 08:20 PM
LMAO
momo stallion
11-12-2003, 08:39 PM
nice! that was some good poetry jluv.
SMOKEY
11-13-2003, 08:32 PM
Great come back jluv. LMAO.
poopnut2
11-13-2003, 08:40 PM
Thats pretty funny. And if it said that girls are the ones who cant admit to being wrong, it would be true.
Nick
11-14-2003, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by jluv
Now...a poem for us....

I shave my face.
I can pee standing up.
I'll let you go shopping
Just so you'll shut up.

I can cut my own hair
It doesn't mean I'm a loner.
What good is a massage
If I can't pop a boner?

Go balance the checkbook.
Hell, pump your own gas.
Meanwhile, my friends and I
Will stare at your ass.

Your beauty is fake
And it takes you too long
You have to admit
That your make-up is all wrong.

You should never drive at all
Not at any cost
You could be in your driveway
And still think you're lost.

Sometimes we forget
A stupid old date
And if the strippers look good
We just might get home late.

We love to watch movies
Full of gore and violence
We're learning how to kill you
So the nagging will silence

You make us go bald
With stress, grief, and drama
You are a fucking bitch
And so is your mama.

We say to our friends
Oh yeah, I can get her
You think your sex is good
But your best friend's was better.

I might buy you flowers.
That's as good as it gets.
I'm sorry....I didn't hear you.
I was looking at your tits.

Expressing our feelings
Never did any good.
And if I wanted to hide something,
Believe me, I could.

So please shut your trap.
We're sick of your bitchin'.
Get naked, get pregnant
And get back in the kitchen.

My new hero
dragradialstang
11-16-2003, 04:53 PM
What a hijack! LOL!
tex
11-17-2003, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Amber


At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.


I call Bullshit.
brentoman
11-17-2003, 07:47 PM
[family guy]why do girls have boobs? so you have something to look at when you're talking to them![/family guy]
hotrod66stang
11-22-2003, 04:39 AM
holy shit, the girls one is old but the guys is awesome....good job, i also like the one about the girls on their knees ;)