Rotortrash
10-30-2003, 10:16 PM
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
you sir?"
"Yesssssssssh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop
asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wassssss on the
end of thisshhhhh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks
down and sees the man's weiner is hanging out of his fly for all the
world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out................... "I'll be damned,
my girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!" .^))=
back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
you sir?"
"Yesssssssssh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop
asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wassssss on the
end of thisshhhhh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks
down and sees the man's weiner is hanging out of his fly for all the
world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out................... "I'll be damned,
my girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!" .^))=