sloestang
10-30-2003, 06:21 PM
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very
deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just
fair - giving that you are blind - that you should
know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do! you still
wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and declares, "Nah, Not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times."
his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very
deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just
fair - giving that you are blind - that you should
know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do! you still
wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and declares, "Nah, Not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times."