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regaltip
10-30-2003, 01:00 PM
INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE

PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:



1. Elvis is dead



2. Having your children curse you out in public is

not normal



3. Jesus was not White



4. Skinny does not
equal sexy.



5. A 5 year-old child is too big for a stroller



6. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson5



7. Thomas Jefferson had Black children.



8. An
occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in

line.



9. Kissing your pet is NOT cute.



10. Rap music is here to stay.







10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK

PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:



1. Tupac is dead



2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.



3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.



4. O.J. did it!



5. Teeth should not be decorated.



6. Breaks
are usually only 15 minutes.



7. Jesse Jackson will never be
President (or Al Sharpton for that matter)



8. RED is
not a Kool-Aid flavor (it's a color)..



9. Your rims and sound
system should not be worth

more than your car.



10. Your
Pastor doesn't know everything.



9 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK
PEOPLE KNOW BUT HISPANIC

PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:



1. Chicken
is a food, not a roommate.



2. "Jump out and run" is not in any
insurance

policies.



3. Your country's flag is not a car
decoration..



4. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of

every person in your family.



5. Hickey's are
unattractive.



6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a

bad fashion statement.



7. Ten (10) people to a car or
home is considered too

many.



8. Jesus is not a name for
your son.



9. Letting your children run wild through the store

can get your ass whooped.
She-Ra
10-30-2003, 01:13 PM
LOL! funny funny :D

<-----------didn't know Jesus wasn't white ;)
Thomas99GT
10-30-2003, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by regaltip

5. Hickey's are
unattractive.

lmao :D
cool cat
10-30-2003, 01:20 PM
lmao! I just shat myself.
MARIE
10-30-2003, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by regaltip
4. Skinny does not
equal sexy.

Amen
sassystang
10-30-2003, 04:26 PM
heh heh..:rolleyes:
dilly4u2
10-30-2003, 06:36 PM
LOL...
jluv
10-30-2003, 07:19 PM
Heard those on the Steve Harvey morning show about a year ago. MOST of them ring true. He is a funny guy most of the time.
exlude
10-30-2003, 09:24 PM
3. Your country's flag is not a car
decoration..

Hrmmm...this seems to be a white person thing now :p
bazuko
11-01-2003, 06:03 PM
:D
hedkutter18
11-04-2003, 06:18 PM
11. Your last name on the back of your windshield is not cool. It's not even safe...:p
bronze02
11-04-2003, 11:57 PM
LOL
Nestromo
11-06-2003, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by hedkutter18
11. Your last name on the back of your windshield is not cool. It's not even safe...:p

Keep's em from stealing cars that belong to their family members.
ThaLS1KidsGrl
11-06-2003, 02:18 PM
hehehe :D :D
Phillip
11-07-2003, 04:18 PM
that's good stuff
lxlaw
11-09-2003, 05:01 AM
That is funny, but it is mostly true.
Chevy_Sux_hairy_Balls
11-12-2003, 03:41 PM
i wouldnt mind having one of those decal things that go on the back winsheild that allows you to look out from inside but lookin in form outside has like an american flag that has a faded pic of the WTC towers in the middle and say " RIP all those lost " and under the towers has 9-11
hotrod66stang
11-22-2003, 05:10 AM
things whites/blacks won't admit = heh heh, funny
things hispanics won't admit = lmgdfao
Swoll5.0
11-26-2003, 02:45 AM
LMAO! Shit that normally gets me in trouble for saying!
austin
12-01-2003, 01:24 AM
great.
Jarhead88
12-01-2003, 01:02 PM
Now that was some funny shit!
Car-less Chris
12-01-2003, 03:07 PM
that shit is true!!
sc4087
12-05-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by regaltip

8. Jesus is not a name for
your son.



9. Letting your children run wild through the store

can get your ass whooped.

Those two hit the nail right on the head !!