Amber
10-28-2003, 09:54 AM
Sorry if a repost, but it's too funny to pass up!!!
>A newlywed couple is getting undressed on their wedding night. The
>husband, after removing his trousers, tosses them over to his new
>bride.
>"Put those on," he says.
>
>The wife looks at him curiously. "What did you say?"
>
>"Go ahead, put them on," he says again.
>
>"Well...okay," she replies, and she puts the trousers on. However, even
>after fastening the belt, they are still way too large for her, and
>they
>just fall down around her ankles. "I can't wear these," she says.
>
>The husband looks at her. "All right," he says, "now just remember
>that.
>I'm the one who wears the pants in the family. And don't you forget
>it!"
>
>So the wife slips off her panties and throws them to her husband.
>
>"Put those on," she says.
>
>"What? What are you talking about?" he asks.
>
>"Go ahead," says the bride. "You made me do it, now you go ahead and
>put
>those on."
>
>"Well, okay," he says reluctantly, and starts to put on the panties.
>But
>they are much too small, and he can't even get them up past his thighs.
>
>"I can't get into these," he says.
>
>The bride looks at him and says, "That's right--and you're not going
>to,
>either, until you change your attitude!"
>
>A newlywed couple is getting undressed on their wedding night. The
>husband, after removing his trousers, tosses them over to his new
>bride.
>"Put those on," he says.
>
>The wife looks at him curiously. "What did you say?"
>
>"Go ahead, put them on," he says again.
>
>"Well...okay," she replies, and she puts the trousers on. However, even
>after fastening the belt, they are still way too large for her, and
>they
>just fall down around her ankles. "I can't wear these," she says.
>
>The husband looks at her. "All right," he says, "now just remember
>that.
>I'm the one who wears the pants in the family. And don't you forget
>it!"
>
>So the wife slips off her panties and throws them to her husband.
>
>"Put those on," she says.
>
>"What? What are you talking about?" he asks.
>
>"Go ahead," says the bride. "You made me do it, now you go ahead and
>put
>those on."
>
>"Well, okay," he says reluctantly, and starts to put on the panties.
>But
>they are much too small, and he can't even get them up past his thighs.
>
>"I can't get into these," he says.
>
>The bride looks at him and says, "That's right--and you're not going
>to,
>either, until you change your attitude!"
>