MadScientist
10-21-2003, 02:51 PM
A whino buys a cheap bottle of wine, drinks it and passes out in the bushes. A man walks by and sees the whino passed out and decides to take advantage of the poor man. Feeling a little guitly, he leaves $5 in the whinos pocket when he is done.
The whino wakes the next day, finds the $5 and buys another bottle of cheap wine. He drinks until he is oblivious and passes out in the bushes again. The same man walks buy, sees the whino, has his way with the drunk and leaves $5 again.
The next 3 days are a repeat of the the first 2. On the last day; however, the man leaves $20 in the whinos pocket. When the whino wakes up in the morning, he goes to the liquor store and says, "Gimme a bottle of wine, and none of that cheap stuff. It makes my asshole hurt."
The whino wakes the next day, finds the $5 and buys another bottle of cheap wine. He drinks until he is oblivious and passes out in the bushes again. The same man walks buy, sees the whino, has his way with the drunk and leaves $5 again.
The next 3 days are a repeat of the the first 2. On the last day; however, the man leaves $20 in the whinos pocket. When the whino wakes up in the morning, he goes to the liquor store and says, "Gimme a bottle of wine, and none of that cheap stuff. It makes my asshole hurt."