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93LXHORSE
10-19-2003, 03:33 PM
Just run down the entire length of the track ! That's what Relinsquished did last nite.

After Shamebanger's car spat the battery out, his main pit man came chugging down the left lane with a gas jug in tow..... yep, he ran the entire length of the track to get back to the car...LMAO!

I think he crossed the traps before the Shamer did !
dragradialstang
10-19-2003, 03:57 PM
LMFAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!Bhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
dragradialstang
10-19-2003, 03:59 PM
I can't stop laughing all I can think of would be him running down the track shouting "Chaaaaaaaaaaad, Chaaaaaaaaaad"!
TRAXX
10-19-2003, 04:00 PM
haha what a dumbass! He looked to be catching his second wind when he passed by us...lol
dragradialstang
10-19-2003, 04:05 PM
Still ROTFLMAO!
SNEAKY
10-19-2003, 04:06 PM
yall laugh at donald. you should be laughing at chad.
TRAXX
10-19-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by dragradialstang
Still ROTFLMAO!

Me too! Run Forrest Run! (from the movie...not our own Mr. Nearing) ;)
302_plus_a_few
10-19-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by SNEAKY
yall laugh at donald. you should be laughing at chad. No shit! Chad is a class act. He runs over his battery, runs out of gas and tries to use three year old nitrous. He needs to be racing at Yellow Belly!! LMAO!!!!
SNEAKY
10-19-2003, 04:14 PM
chad had now right to bring that thing to the track like that. the first week he went, the battery was not even hendle down. if i had been in donalds shoes when it ran out of gas, i would have told chad to walk his happy ass down to the fuel shed and get his own fawking fuel.
Relinquished
10-19-2003, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by TRAXX
Me too! Run Forrest Run! (from the movie...not our own Mr. Nearing) ;) ya'll just keep lol i will get the last one
93LXHORSE
10-19-2003, 04:19 PM
I think he sped up after the 330' mark !
93 Blk Coupe
10-19-2003, 04:21 PM
dam i wish i could have been there to see this...still rotflmfao....
Relinquished
10-19-2003, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by 93LXHORSE
I think he sped up after the 330' mark ! i out ran the track crew that is the bitch
Relinquished
10-19-2003, 04:29 PM
some one would die before they get there!!!!!!
StangTamer
10-19-2003, 04:31 PM
Well, Donald thought that I was going to stop, because I was on the brakes. But when I saw I wasn't spilling anything I just kept going. Plus, I always wanted to see what it felt like to be an ice cream man. You know, when they would see the kids running after them screaming for ice cream they would speed up alittle to make them work for it.:D j/k Donald.
CobraChic
10-19-2003, 04:39 PM
AWE.. can't help but join in.. Run Forrest Run!!
Relinquished
10-19-2003, 04:40 PM
thread of the month!!!!!!! dude i am lol at myself!!!! this one should blow up let the shit talking start
Turd
10-19-2003, 04:44 PM
Donald was probably running to tell WangTamer that he forgot his helmet. It must suck to be chasing a car that is raining battery acid back on you?
SNEAKY
10-19-2003, 04:47 PM
EVEN SARAH IS LAUGHING @ CHAD
TRAXX
10-19-2003, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by StangTamer
Plus, I always wanted to see what it felt like to be an ice cream man. You know, when they would see the kids running after them screaming for ice cream they would speed up alittle to make them work for it.:D j/k Donald.

[Eddie Murphy in Delirious]ICECREAM! ICECREAM! THE ICECREAM MAN IS COMING![/Eddie Murphy in Delirious]

:D
turbostang
10-19-2003, 05:44 PM
I saw it too.. ROFLMAO.
dragradialstang
10-19-2003, 07:32 PM
Still ROTFLMAO! Next time stop for the poor guy Chad!
RyanB
10-19-2003, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Relinquished
i out ran the track crew that is the bitch


LOL, then whose truck did you hop into by the timing lights??


Originally posted by Relinquished
some one would die before they get there!!!!!!

We didnt think you were gonna make it, but you woulda been a "hella-bitch" if you quit running!! Gas can get heavy?

Speaking of gascans...Chris, how many people does it take to get 4 gallons of gas into a 93LX?

:)
93 Blk Coupe
10-19-2003, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by dragradialstang
Still ROTFLMAO! Next time stop for the poor guy Chad!

omg thats the funniest shit i have ever seen...
AdamLX
10-19-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by dragradialstang
Still ROTFLMAO! Next time stop for the poor guy Chad!

Holy shit HAHA!!!
JOHN
10-19-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by dragradialstang
Still ROTFLMAO! Next time stop for the poor guy Chad!

thats f%#*@%$ wrong lol
93LXHORSE
10-19-2003, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by RyanB

Speaking of gascans...Chris, how many people does it take to get 4 gallons of gas into a 93LX?

:)

No kidding what a clusterfuck. I need to get my own shit.

Tell your Pop thanks again !
turbostang
10-19-2003, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by 93LXHORSE
No kidding what a clusterfuck. I need to get my own shit.

Tell your Pop thanks again !


oh no.. what did I miss?
:confused:
CobraChic
10-19-2003, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by dragradialstang
Still ROTFLMAO! Next time stop for the poor guy Chad!

http://truestreet.net/lol.gif That's hillarious.
93LXHORSE
10-19-2003, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by turbostang
oh no.. what did I miss?
:confused:

I needed some gas so I bought some in the shed, but I don't have a jug.

So I used their jug and funnel. But, the funnel was too short and it wouldn't work. So I went in and got an old lawnmower style jug they had laying around in there.

I had to transfer the gas from the 1st jug into the lawnmower jug. Then after jacking around with the trick spout on that jug, I was ready for the pouring of the gas into the tank. MattB, RyanB, their dad, and I think Trevor, were cheering me on as I was about to fill the tank.

I bent the spout down to point it into the tank and it promptly broke off at one of the accordian - like folds.

No problem, in a stroke of genius, Ryan's dad discovered that we could flip the broken end around and slide it onto the end still attatched to the jug, and if carefully held in place, would work just fine.

So to answer the question, it takes 4 people:

1 to hold the jug
1 to hold the broken spout in place
1 to hold the rag that cleaned up the slight dribble
1 to supervise
turbostang
10-19-2003, 11:33 PM
oh how I wish I could have seen that one.. LMAO.Originally posted by 93LXHORSE
I needed some gas so I bought some in the shed, but I don't have a jug.

So I used their jug and funnel. But, the funnel was too short and it wouldn't work. So I went in and got an old lawnmower style jug they had laying around in there.

I had to transfer the gas from the 1st jug into the lawnmower jug. Then after jacking around with the trick spout on that jug, I was ready for the pouring of the gas into the tank. MattB, RyanB, their dad, and I think Trevor, were cheering me on as I was about to fill the tank.

I bent the spout down to point it into the tank and it promptly broke off at one of the accordian - like folds.

No problem, in a stroke of genius, Ryan's dad discovered that we could flip the broken end around and slide it onto the end still attatched to the jug, and if carefully held in place, would work just fine.

So to answer the question, it takes 4 people:

1 to hold the jug
1 to hold the broken spout in place
1 to hold the rag that cleaned up the slight dribble
1 to supervise
93 Blk Coupe
10-19-2003, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by 93LXHORSE
I needed some gas so I bought some in the shed, but I don't have a jug.

So I used their jug and funnel. But, the funnel was too short and it wouldn't work. So I went in and got an old lawnmower style jug they had laying around in there.

I had to transfer the gas from the 1st jug into the lawnmower jug. Then after jacking around with the trick spout on that jug, I was ready for the pouring of the gas into the tank. MattB, RyanB, their dad, and I think Trevor, were cheering me on as I was about to fill the tank.

I bent the spout down to point it into the tank and it promptly broke off at one of the accordian - like folds.

No problem, in a stroke of genius, Ryan's dad discovered that we could flip the broken end around and slide it onto the end still attatched to the jug, and if carefully held in place, would work just fine.

So to answer the question, it takes 4 people:

1 to hold the jug
1 to hold the broken spout in place
1 to hold the rag that cleaned up the slight dribble
1 to supervise


sounds like one awesome night for the track...lmao
TRAXX
10-19-2003, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by 93LXHORSE
I needed some gas so I bought some in the shed, but I don't have a jug.

So I used their jug and funnel. But, the funnel was too short and it wouldn't work. So I went in and got an old lawnmower style jug they had laying around in there.

I had to transfer the gas from the 1st jug into the lawnmower jug. Then after jacking around with the trick spout on that jug, I was ready for the pouring of the gas into the tank. MattB, RyanB, their dad, and I think Trevor, were cheering me on as I was about to fill the tank.

I bent the spout down to point it into the tank and it promptly broke off at one of the accordian - like folds.

No problem, in a stroke of genius, Ryan's dad discovered that we could flip the broken end around and slide it onto the end still attatched to the jug, and if carefully held in place, would work just fine.

So to answer the question, it takes 4 people:

1 to hold the jug
1 to hold the broken spout in place
1 to hold the rag that cleaned up the slight dribble
1 to supervise

Haha, this is actually the first i heard of this. I think I was in Andrew's and your pit when this was happening.
RyanB
10-20-2003, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by TRAXX
Haha, this is actually the first i heard of this. I think I was in Andrew's and your pit when this was happening.

It was me, MattB, Borgardus, and my dad (the real MikeB ;))
46Tbird
10-20-2003, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by dragradialstang
Still ROTFLMAO! Next time stop for the poor guy Chad!
Oh my God Chris, that's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen! One more time for the people in the cheap seats..
She-Ra
10-20-2003, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by 46Tbird
Oh my God Chris, that's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen! One more time for the people in the cheap seats..

LMFAO! Still as funny the second time around!:D
dragradialstang
10-20-2003, 09:48 AM
The thought never gets old! ROTFLMAO!
93 Blk Coupe
10-20-2003, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by MustanGirl
LMFAO! Still as funny the second time around!:D

amen!!
Hankman
10-20-2003, 10:32 AM
That is some funny Shit....
dragradialstang
10-20-2003, 11:51 AM
Chad, you should do something special for him!
mike
10-20-2003, 12:51 PM
http://www.dfwstangs.net/hosting/mike/don2.jpg
dragradialstang
10-20-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by mike
He needs a fuel jug in the other hand Mike! LOL!
mike
10-20-2003, 01:11 PM
http://www.dfwstangs.net/hosting/mike/don3.jpg
KiwiGT
10-20-2003, 01:20 PM
Genious, shear genious!

<---- AdamLX
93LXHORSE
10-20-2003, 01:25 PM
That is pretty damn close to the way it was !

LMFAO !
ZYouL8R
10-20-2003, 01:35 PM
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Boss Hogg
10-20-2003, 01:41 PM
How dare you heartless bastards compare special needs children to Relinquished! :mad:

The kid in that pic can't possibly be as dumb as Donald!
dragradialstang
10-20-2003, 01:41 PM
LMAO!
StangTamer
10-20-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by ZYouL8R
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LMAO!! That is pretty funny. But, the gas can was yellow.:D
She-Ra
10-20-2003, 02:07 PM
Still LMFAO!!! that 2nd pic will have me giggling all day!
Poisond281
10-20-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by mike
http://www.dfwstangs.net/hosting/mike/don3.jpg


LMMFAO!!
FatassLX
10-20-2003, 02:25 PM
funny but my question is htf did the car pass tech
mike
10-20-2003, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by FatassLX
funny but my question is htf did the car pass tech

Because they don't check shit at denton.
AL P
10-20-2003, 02:35 PM
When Donald goes to the Special Olympics, the kids feel sorry for him.......
93 Blk Coupe
10-20-2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by mike
http://www.dfwstangs.net/hosting/mike/don3.jpg

lmfao, this thread is great!
dragradialstang
10-20-2003, 07:45 PM
From Information gathered here is my best reenactment!
StangTamer
10-20-2003, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by dragradialstang
From Information gathered here is my best reenactment!


LOL!! That is more like it but it was a 5 gallon jug.
cele3
10-20-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by mike
http://www.dfwstangs.net/hosting/mike/don3.jpg

Funniest shit ever....Period....Enter....
Relinquished
10-20-2003, 08:05 PM
i think this thread will make thread of the year where's my award dam it
StangTamer
10-20-2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Relinquished
i think this thread will make thread of the year where's my award dam it

I'll give you the old battery if Oriellys won't hook me up with warranty. Anyone work for Oriellys with the hook up?:D
46fever
10-20-2003, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by StangTamer
I'll give you the old battery if Oriellys won't hook me up with warranty. Anyone work for Oriellys with the hook up?:D


Got you Covered!!!!!!:D
Relinquished
10-20-2003, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by StangTamer
I'll give you the old battery if Oriellys won't hook me up with warranty. Anyone work for Oriellys with the hook up?:D na go ahead !!!!
StangTamer
10-20-2003, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by 46fever
Got you Covered!!!!!!:D


Sweet!!:D You da man!!
96_power_ranger
02-25-2004, 09:38 PM
TTT

Still funny as hell. :D