Calling out Talisman.......

[Shane]

You need to bring your slow no driving ass out to kennedale this weekend, and get ready to get beat down. That is all.:cool:

[talisman]

:rolleyes: Why wait, I'll come over to your house right now.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
:rolleyes: Why wait, I'll come over to your house right now.



Why what are you gonna do, come over and scare me with your yellow tires?:rolleyes:

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Why what are you gonna do, come over and scare me with your yellow tires?:rolleyes:


You'll be scared yellow when they leave treadmarks on your face biotch.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
You'll be scared yellow when they leave treadmarks on your face biotch.



Wooooo, I'm scared now:rolleyes: I might be worried if you actually knew how to drive that thing.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Wooooo, I'm scared now:rolleyes: I might be worried if you actually knew how to drive that thing.

I don't see you answering the question, maybe you're more yellow than my tires.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
I don't see you answering the question, maybe you're more yellow than my tires.



<----Doesn't street race.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
<----Doesn't street race.


How about this, we'll do a circle through Mikes neighborhood one at a time. Quickest time wins. That would take a hell of alot more driving than pointing the car in a stright line and shifting if I'm such a shitty driver. Don't make me bust out some Nic Cage shit on your ass.

[CyaNide]

What about a street foot race?

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
How about this, we'll do a circle through Mikes neighborhood one at a time. Quickest time wins. That would take a hell of alot more driving than pointing the car in a stright line and shifting if I'm such a shitty driver. Don't make me bust out some Nic Cage shit on your ass.



LMAO, actually that doesn't sound like a bad idea. But you are still dodging my first question. Sounds a little like you're scared.

[talisman]

Originally posted by CyaNide
What about a street foot race?


Oh, he wouldn't DARE challange me there. He has seen what happened to James when we foot raced.

[Shane]

Originally posted by CyaNide
What about a street foot race?



Unfortunately Talisman's got me there, being freakishly tall gives him an advantage.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
LMAO, actually that doesn't sound like a bad idea. But you are still dodging my first question. Sounds a little like you're scared.

Sounds like you need to reread the tone of my text. You know I havent been to a track in over 4 years, so this is an easy call out. Its like JC calling out 302 plus a few when he knows his car is down, etc etc. I might show up, but I was planning on getting new tires this week if I end up keeping the car, and I'd rather go with the new ones on.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
Sounds like you need to reread the tone of my text. You know I havent been to a track in over 4 years, so this is an easy call out. Its like JC calling out 302 plus a few when he knows his car is down, etc etc. I might show up, but I was planning on getting new tires this week if I end up keeping the car, and I'd rather go with the new ones on.



Now you're starting to sound like JC, got any more excuses?

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Now you're starting to sound like JC, got any more excuses?


[shrug] you called me out, I'm ready here and now. You say you don't street rae, yet you know I don't track race. Sounds like a fruity half baked attempt at being a badass if you ask me. I think you're afraid you're going to have to come back on here and post about all the yellow rubber stuck to your front bumper cover.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
[shrug] you called me out, I'm ready here and now. You say you don't street rae, yet you know I don't track race. Sounds like a fruity half baked attempt at being a badass if you ask me. I think you're afraid you're going to have to come back on here and post about all the yellow rubber stuck to your front bumper cover.



Well, seeing as you started a Kennedale thread a few weeks ago, it would be safe to assume that you are ready to start track racing again.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Well, seeing as you started a Kennedale thread a few weeks ago, it would be safe to assume that you are ready to start track racing again.


You know what happens when you make an assumption? You make an ass out of you, and mption.

[Shane]

Bah, I just think you're scared that your modded GT will get beat down by my stock one.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Bah, I just think you're scared that your modded GT will get beat down by my stock one.


Kinda like the reverse of James getting his modded GT slapped down by by underdrive pulley having 215 hp hatchback? Don't think so, I'm still the driver you've got to beat.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
Kinda like the reverse of James getting his modded GT slapped down by by underdrive pulley having 215 hp hatchback? Don't think so, I'm still the driver you've got to beat.



Yeah, but we all know James can't drive.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Yeah, but we all know James can't drive.


Maybe I'll show up if a certain dark hyland green mustang is in attandance. It would be like a buffet for my car.

[cool cat]

It's hard to believe Shane can call someone else a non driver. Last time I checked he was pulling 2.9 60 ft times.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
Maybe I'll show up if a certain dark hyland green mustang is in attandance. It would be like a buffet for my car.


You may have quite a wait on that one. That car hasn't moved in over a month. It'll probably sit there for another month too.

[talisman]

Originally posted by cool cat
It's hard to believe Shane can call someone else a non driver. Last time I checked he was pulling 2.9 60 ft times.


ouch. I guess if I raced him it could be considered a mercy killing.

[Shane]

Originally posted by cool cat
It's hard to believe Shane can call someone else a non driver. Last time I checked he was pulling 2.9 60 ft times.



Bitch please, I did that once, and that was cause I dropped the clutch at almost 4k on street tires.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
You may have quite a wait on that one. That car hasn't moved in over a month. It'll probably sit there for another month too.


Whats wrong with it? Aside fomr the filled space between the streering wheel and the seatback?

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
ouch. I guess if I raced him it could be considered a mercy killing.



Only one way to find out.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Yeah, but we all know James can't drive.



Originally posted by Shane
Bitch please, I did that once, and that was cause I dropped the clutch at almost 4k on street tires.


This is what we call irony, kids.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
Whats wrong with it? Aside fomr the filled space between the streering wheel and the seatback?



Idle sensor went out, and the car is outside of the warranty.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Idle sensor went out, and the car is outside of the warranty.


The idle air control motor or the throttle position sensor? Either way its no more than 50 bucks in parts!!

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
This is what we call irony, kids.




Yeah, well I was being nice to Clayton and let him win one.




<-----Just a nice guy.:cool:

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
The idle air control motor or the throttle position sensor? Either way its no more than 50 bucks in parts!!



I'm thinking its the throttle position sensor, and its not an issue of money, but of finding time to get it done. The guy works like 7 days a week.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
I'm thinking its the throttle position sensor, and its not an issue of money, but of finding time to get it done. The guy works like 7 days a week.

I sure as hell wouldn't be out of my car for 3 months because it would take me 30 minutes to fix it....

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
I sure as hell wouldn't be out of my car for 3 months because it would take me 30 minutes to fix it....



You also don't have a second car to get you around.

[Barbie]

Originally posted by talisman
Maybe I'll show up if a certain dark hyland green mustang is in attandance. It would be like a buffet for my car.

too bad he hasn't got it fixed, he would let me drag your ass

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
You also don't have a second car to get you around.


Okay, let me rephrase: I sure as hell wouldn't pimp a Kia for 1/4 of a year because it would take me 30 minutes, the equivalant of changing a tire, to fix my car.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
Okay, let me rephrase: I sure as hell wouldn't pimp a Kia for 1/4 of a year because it would take me 30 minutes, the equivalant of changing a tire, to fix my car.



Yeah, I won't argue with you on that one.

[Barbie]

Originally posted by talisman
Okay, let me rephrase: I sure as hell wouldn't pimp a Kia for 1/4 of a year because it would take me 30 minutes, the equivalant of changing a tire, to fix my car.

don't be hatin on the Kia :mad:

[talisman]

Originally posted by Barbie
too bad he hasn't got it fixed, he would let me drag your ass

You can drag your ass over my nuts, because if you ever DID actually try and race me he would end up with another injured spat and we wouldn't see the car for half a year.

[Shane]

Originally posted by Barbie
don't be hatin on the Kia :mad:



Why? I thought you hated that thing.:confused:

[Barbie]

Originally posted by talisman
You can drag your ass over my nuts, because if you ever DID actually try and race me he would end up with another injured spat and we wouldn't see the car for half a year.

please, I've raced that car quite a few times, I think i'm quite capable

[Barbie]

Originally posted by Shane
Why? I thought you hated that thing.:confused:

I like the new one so-so, I actually liked the old one

[talisman]

Originally posted by Barbie
please, I've raced that car quite a few times, I think i'm quite capable


The only thing you're capable of is trying to talk shit, badly, I might add, about a car you don't even own.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Barbie
I like the new one so-so, I actually liked the old one

WTF, he bought ANOTHER Kia? Maybe he should just sell the Mustang and start up dfwkias.net?

[Barbie]

Originally posted by talisman
WTF, he bought ANOTHER Kia? Maybe he should just sell the Mustang and start up dfwkias.net?

LMAO, the old Kia died

and I have a key to the Stang

[Shane]

Originally posted by Barbie
LMAO, the old Kia died

and I have a key to the Stang




SO, you still don't have a key to the house:)

[Barbie]

Originally posted by Shane
SO, you still don't have a key to the house:)

:( :( :( I know:( :( :(

[talisman]

Originally posted by Barbie
LMAO, the old Kia died

and I have a key to the Stang


So, in sumnation: Old Kia dies. He thinks, instead of making the Bullitt run for 50 bucks, I'll spend about 7K on a different car instead. I'll just keep my commentary to myself.

[Barbie]

Originally posted by talisman
So, in sumnation: Old Kia dies. He thinks, instead of making the Bullitt run for 50 bucks, I'll spend about 7K on a different car instead. I'll just keep my commentary to myself.

the old kia was in warranty, and he can't drive the Bullitt everywhere

[Shane]

I like how this went from me calling out Talisman, to everyone making fun of Mike.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Barbie
the old kia was in warranty, and he can't drive the Bullitt everywhere


Its a 01 GT with nothing done to it. How the hell can he not drive it everywhere?!?!

[Barbie]

Originally posted by Shane
I like how this went from me calling out Talisman, to everyone making fun of Mike.

I don't :( :mad:

[Shane]

Originally posted by Barbie
I don't :( :mad:




Its called sarcasm.

[66Deuce]

I want to see Shane and Eric race. If this thing actually happens....please let me know.

[talisman]

Originally posted by 66Deuce
I want to see Shane and Eric race. If this thing actually happens....please let me know.


Shane wasn't at the track Sunday... :confused:

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
Shane wasn't at the track Sunday... :confused:



Somehow I doubt you were either.:rolleyes:

[Shane]

Soooo, when are you getting your new tires?

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Soooo, when are you getting your new tires?


The real question is when am I getting an entire new car. The answer may be sooner than you think.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
The real question is when am I getting an entire new car. The answer may be sooner than you think.




Whats up with that? So I take it chances of me getting you to a track in your current car are pretty slim.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Whats up with that? So I take it chances of me getting you to a track in your current car are pretty slim.


Zero chance.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
Zero chance.



Damn.........oh well, I guess I'll just have to wait and see what you end up with.

[02GTCOUPE]

I have a feeling eric would wipe your ass, imo!:D

[DON SVO]

Originally posted by talisman
ouch. I guess if I raced him it could be considered a mercy killing.

would you like me to show up? i have always enjoyed watching you struggle to beat me.

<---------- 5-1 against the Taliwhacker

[talisman]

I got a new car, guys. :)

[Shane]

Congrats.....I can't wait to see it. I've always wanted one.


<----a little jealous

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Congrats.....I can't wait to see it. I've always wanted one.


<----a little jealous


Wait a week or two, it ain't perfect.

[Shane]

I'll be looking forward to it.

[DON SVO]

Originally posted by talisman
Wait a week or two, it ain't perfect.

wanna race?

[talisman]

Originally posted by DonSVO
wanna race?


Nope.

[66Deuce]

Originally posted by talisman
I got a new car, guys. :)

Is it fast? Post pics!

[talisman]

Originally posted by 66Deuce
Is it fast? Post pics!


Anytime you want a view of the rear just look out of your windshield, biatch.

[66Deuce]

Originally posted by talisman
Anytime you want a view of the rear just look out of your windshield, biatch. LOL! We'll see about that!!

[DON SVO]

Originally posted by talisman
Anytime you want a view of the rear just look out of your windshield, biatch.

cool deal. wanna race?

[talisman]

Originally posted by DonSVO
cool deal. wanna race?


Nope.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
Nope.


The question is, when will you be ready to race ME?

[66Deuce]

Originally posted by Shane
The question is, when will you be ready to race ME?

Look at Shane............ talkin' sum shizzzy!!! :)

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
The question is, when will you be ready to race ME?


Bitch, I hope you've got an extra set of doors for that POS.

[whiteboy]

if not i'll sale you some!!

[talisman]

Originally posted by whiteboy
if not i'll sale you some!!


LOL...

But you might want to check this out:


http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?threadid=20220&referrerid=3606

[whiteboy]

WHAT THE VIN ON YOUR CAR?

[talisman]

Originally posted by whiteboy
WHAT THE VIN ON YOUR CAR?


LOL, for some reason the VIN says my car is an 87 GT?!?! :confused:

[whiteboy]

hummm must be a ponys and more COBRA

[talisman]

Originally posted by whiteboy
hummm must be a ponys and more COBRA

hahahaha, shit, I've already practiclly owned 2 of those... Man, that place chopped some damn mustangs up.

[whiteboy]

i wish i knew them, back in the day:)

[66Deuce]

Originally posted by whiteboy
i wish i knew them, back in the day:)

Hey! You two wanna flirt..... then take it to the Get Together
forum. This is the Smakatorium damnit!!

[talisman]

Originally posted by 66Deuce
Hey! You two wanna flirt..... then take it to the Get Together
forum. This is the Smakatorium damnit!!

Exactly, and people without running sports cars aren't allowed in here. So go tuck your tail back in your asshole and fuck off, bitchboy.

[66Deuce]

Originally posted by talisman
Exactly, and people without running sports cars aren't allowed in here. So go tuck your tail back in your asshole and fuck off, bitchboy. Your always talking about assholes. I am beginning to worry about you.

[Shane]

So when you gonna have this car ready to run?

[SALEEN449]

can I play too????

[66Deuce]

Originally posted by SALEEN449
can I play too????

As long as you warranty Shane's car if he breaks it. ;)

[SALEEN449]

don't work in service......but I'll be more than happy to sell him a new one

[DON SVO]

why the fuck wont you race me eric? because i had a bottle? fuck, i beat you on motor, you no-driving prick! i sprayed you one time at Nino's, and it was fucking ugly.

want some SVO, boy? i am sure it would like the taste of your Fobra...

[talisman]

Originally posted by DonSVO
why the fuck wont you race me eric? because i had a bottle? fuck, i beat you on motor, you no-driving prick! i sprayed you one time at Nino's, and it was fucking ugly.

want some SVO, boy? i am sure it would like the taste of your Fobra...


:rolleyes: You lied about your car being stock, why would I believe anything you're saying on here about any of the races we were in. Talk about a waste of my time.

[DON SVO]

Originally posted by talisman
:rolleyes: You lied about your car being stock, why would I believe anything you're saying on here about any of the races we were in. Talk about a waste of my time.

of course i lied at ninos, i had the bottle then! i only used it if i needed it, why should people have known. i can tell you exactly when i got the bottle. about 2 months after we ran the first time. so i didnt lie about it being stock on the first set of 3! :) i sprayed you at ninos, but only one run. come on, a gears/chip/exhaust/intake GT against a 75 shot and a K&N. hell i dont even have the car any more. if i did, i would give you a non-bottle rematch. but i can't.

[talisman]

Originally posted by DonSVO
of course i lied at ninos, i had the bottle then! i only used it if i needed it, why should people have known. i can tell you exactly when i got the bottle. about 2 months after we ran the first time. so i didnt lie about it being stock on the first set of 3! :) i sprayed you at ninos, but only one run. come on, a gears/chip/exhaust/intake GT against a 75 shot and a K&N. hell i dont even have the car any more. if i did, i would give you a non-bottle rematch. but i can't.

[Shrug] the Scorcher GT is long gone now too.

[DON SVO]

ok then. my ranger *on a 50 shot* vs. your fobra...

[talisman]

Originally posted by DonSVO
ok then. my ranger *on a 50 shot* vs. your fobra...

My car is currently down. Plus it is not by ANY means a straight line car. It is set up for corner carving. I'm not going to be doing too much drag racing in it.

[Shane]

I saw your car Saturday, it's a good looking car. I really like that color too....................once again, congrats.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
I saw your car Saturday, it's a good looking car. I really like that color too....................once again, congrats.

Where did you see it at?

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
Where did you see it at?



I was assuming that the Cobra at O'Reilly's saturday was yours. If not, then please ignore my previous post.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
I was assuming that the Cobra at O'Reilly's saturday was yours. If not, then please ignore my previous post.


What are you doing, driving through the parking lot randomly while I'm working? Stalker.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
What are you doing, driving through the parking lot randomly while I'm working? Stalker.


No, I came in to buy something. Please I have much better things to do than stalk you. The only reason I didn't stop and say hi is because it was early in the day and you guys seemed busy.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
No, I came in to buy something. Please I have much better things to do than stalk you. The only reason I didn't stop and say hi is because it was early in the day and you guys seemed busy.

Don't lie about wanting to check out my sexy ass while I was on the phones. Everyone knows you DON'T have anything better to do.

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
Don't lie about wanting to check out my sexy ass while I was on the phones. Everyone knows you DON'T have anything better to do.


Ok I admit it:rolleyes: although I was disappointed to see you weren't in your leather pants.:( :rolleyes:

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Ok I admit it:rolleyes: although I was disappointed to see you weren't in your leather pants.:( :rolleyes:

So is everyone else when I'm not wearing 'em.

[lowthreeohz]

eww

[Shane]

Talisman is gay.........................that is all.

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
Talisman is gay.........................that is all.

And Shane is obviously SLP007s prodigy. That is all.

[Barbie]

Originally posted by talisman
And Shane is obviously SLP007s prodigy. That is all.

LMAO

[Shane]

Originally posted by talisman
And Shane is obviously SLP007s prodigy. That is all.


No, I'm just to lazy and uninspired to come up with an original and witty insult, so I've decided to resort to childish name calling.:cool:

[talisman]

Originally posted by Shane
No, I'm just to lazy and uninspired to come up with an original and witty insult, so I've decided to resort to childish name calling.:cool:

Call me something at Pappas in an hour.

[66Deuce]

When is the race?

[lowthreeohz]

Eric's car wont ever turn anything faster than a mid eight. And from what i understand, he's the slowest footracer around. :eek:

[talisman]

Originally posted by lowthreeohz
Eric's car wont ever turn anything faster than a mid eight. And from what i understand, he's the slowest footracer around. :eek:


[shrug] I'd actually be satisfied with a mid 8. You get your car finished and we'll go to an Auto X, how does that sound?


As for foot racing, I challanged Shane to one yesterday. He was all,"Nawww, man. I'm too slow." I was like,"Yeah, I know."

[66Deuce]

Originally posted by talisman
we'll go to an Auto X, how does that sound?

Sounds like crap!!

[lowthreeohz]

Originally posted by 66Deuce
Sounds like crap!!

that's pretty much what i was thinking.

[talisman]

Ain't that a bitch when someone levels the playing field?

[lowthreeohz]

Originally posted by talisman
Ain't that a bitch when someone levels the playing field?

Lemee see how this bitch handles first :)