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MyBlown347
10-18-2003, 03:26 PM
There is this Guy from where i am from Henrietta but i live in wichita ...so anyways i see him at the bar last night he has supposely the fastest car in Henrietta..so i staet talkin to him bout My mustand and i told him i didnt have it runnin yet and then his buddy comes over there wich i dont really like starts runnin his mouth sayin get my fuckin peice of shit mustang out tonight and run it and before i can tell the stupid muther fucker my car is not runnin yet he starts pullin money outta his wallet 700 dollars sayin his Friends 74 nova with a 396 in it is gonna out run me the car runs 7.90-8.0 in the 1/8 thats it he is tryin to telkl me it runs 7.20 but ive been to the trak and seen it run it is not that fuckin fast at all...so the guy keeps runnin his mouth on and on ....so i dont have my car runnin yet i am close to it and now i cant freakin wait cuz i wanna embarres this dumbfuck and take his money id bet him 700 whenever i get my car runnin and tuned... then the muther fuckers start sayin my car dont weigh shit tried to tell me all my full interior 90GT a/c weighs 2,200 lbs.. what dumbfucks i tried to tell em but they dont believe me said there is no way it weighs 3,300 lbs but o well ...ill get it runnin and i will show em what a small block is capable of
LT12NV-420
10-18-2003, 03:29 PM
that used to be my life on a daily basis..
Do I need to smoke some weed to comprehend what the heck you are trying to say?
Boss Hogg
10-18-2003, 03:48 PM
You should change the title of this thread to your username.
MyBlown347
10-18-2003, 03:53 PM
what i am sayin is i didnt walk up to this guy to talk shit hes an alright guy it was his buddy that just ran over there talkin all sorts of shit for no reason sayin my car is a peice of shit and this and that
StangTamer
10-18-2003, 04:12 PM
Yeah, I know Billy and Andrew. They talk mad shit and their cars are slow.:D
dragradialstang
10-18-2003, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by StangTamer
Yeah, I know Billy and Andrew. They talk mad shit and their cars are slow.:D but faster than yours!
MY1Fast99C5
10-18-2003, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by MyBlown347
what i am sayin is i didnt walk up to this guy to talk shit hes an alright guy it was his buddy that just ran over there talkin all sorts of shit for no reason sayin my car is a peice of shit and this and that
Ahh just tell em to take it to the track. Especially on the 25th:D Hell I will line up with him. But you can tell him he can keep his money. No need to bet with me.;)
OMEGA DOOM
10-18-2003, 08:35 PM
sounds like another ford beatdown on a chevy!!!! what's new??? tear his ass up and make some cash homie!
M1Fast87
10-19-2003, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by MyBlown347
what i am sayin is i didnt walk up to this guy to talk shit hes an alright guy it was his buddy that just ran over there talkin all sorts of shit for no reason sayin my car is a peice of shit and this and that
No way man, that couldn't have happened in "Wichita chevy falls".
Better get used to it man, I've been dealing with it for 20 years now.
Driving a fast Ford in W.F.: get ready for people throwing cokes at your car, spitting on it, giving you the finger, threatening to whip your ass because your driving a Ford, trying to run you of the road, not paying up after you outrun them, and no matter if you outrun them, there was something wrong with their car and best of all getting punched in the face for outrunning buddies BBC T/A.
Now I know this is not exclusive to just chevy owners, but it is just a few of my experiences driving a "fast" Mustang since 1982.
BTW, I don't have a smart mouth.
Big Thumper
10-19-2003, 08:43 AM
I'm having lunch with Rick Perry this week. I'm gonna talk to him about the public school systems in W.F's. They appear to be lagging behind the others
Mach1Marauder
10-19-2003, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by Big Thumper
I'm having lunch with Rick Perry this week. I'm gonna talk to him about the public school systems in W.F's. They appear to be lagging behind the others
One would think it was whiteboy talkin' crap except no caps!! LOL! :p :p :p :p
M1Fast87
10-19-2003, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by Big Thumper
I'm having lunch with Rick Perry this week. I'm gonna talk to him about the public school systems in W.F's. They appear to be lagging behind the others
While your at it, why don't you talk to him about the police dept., animal shelter, stupid zoneing laws, our water bills are too high and ya, we need some help on the crappy roads.
TIA:D
TurboTodd
10-19-2003, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by M1Fast87
While your at it, why don't you talk to him about the police dept., animal shelter, stupid zoneing laws, our water bills are too high and ya, we need some help on the crappy roads.
TIA:D
Amen on the roads, but something has to put food on Zach Burkett's table.. Seems like they repave all of SW Parkway once a year..
And from your past incidents with Chevy's, I am very glad my Ford is slow..
MyBlown347, stop by Steve's shop :p and I'm sure in his inventory he has some punctuation laying around.. He seems to have one of everything else laying around..
Side note- any WF'ers know the red lightning with NX sticker on the back window? He was throwing revs at me on SW Parkway on my way home today, and all I heard was the sweet sound of detonation.. :D
Morons.
M1Fast87
10-20-2003, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by TurboTodd
Amen on the roads, but something has to put food on Zach Burkett's table.. Seems like they repave all of SW Parkway once a year..
He has plenty of food on his table, nice cars and nice homes.They do repave it a lot whether it needs or not, thats why he has so much "food on the table".
And from your past incidents with Chevy's, I am very glad my Ford is slow..
Beleive me, there for a while I wouldn't park the GT anywhere I couldn't keep an eye on it.
MyBlown347, stop by Steve's shop :p and I'm sure in his inventory he has some punctuation laying around.. He seems to have one of everything else laying around..
He was just pissed and typed in a hurry, but he could still learn to use a spellchecker LOL, Sorry BD:D
Side note- any WF'ers know the red lightning with NX sticker on the back window? He was throwing revs at me on SW Parkway on my way home today, and all I heard was the sweet sound of detonation.. :D
Morons.
Ya, I've seem him a few times. He was doing the same to my coupe a few weeks back. I tried to line up with him but he took off and would'nt slow down.:rolleyes:
SSMAN
10-23-2003, 11:18 AM
If you want embarrass the guy, claim him as a friend and let him show this post to his other friends. The way you spell will embarrass the shit out of him.:rolleyes:
bigcountry_5
10-23-2003, 03:07 PM
That post made my head hurt.:(
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