Bcar
10-17-2003, 03:18 PM
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
>
> play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into
>
> a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
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> the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
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>
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
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> searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
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> to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied
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> the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the
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> chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to
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> save his friend's life.
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>
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
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> chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the
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> loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to
> the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly
> forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
>
>
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse,
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> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship
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> between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
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>
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> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
>
> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
>
>
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
>
> puddle. Looking underneath, he told the; chicken to grab his "thing"
>
> and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good
grip,
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> and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
>
> The moral of the story?
>
>
> When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
>
> play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into
>
> a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
>
> the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
>
>
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
>
> searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
>
> to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied
>
> the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the
>
> chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to
>
> save his friend's life.
>
>
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
>
> chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the
>
> loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to
> the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly
> forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
>
>
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse,
>
> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship
>
> between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
>
>
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
>
> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
>
>
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
>
> puddle. Looking underneath, he told the; chicken to grab his "thing"
>
> and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good
grip,
>
> and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
>
> The moral of the story?
>
>
> When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.