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Colonel Angus
10-17-2003, 10:29 AM
When i was in high school, i was pretty dorky. Hard to imagine isn't it? At any rate, I wasnt good at getting dates or even talking to girls...but there was one girl who was really nice to me. But she was in a wheel chair. She was really pretty too. Great personality.

I was pretty shocked when she asked me to come over to her place to watch a movie. So I show up and her folks are there so I meet them and we all settle in to watch the movie. The movie ends and she asks me to go to the back yard with her. They had this porch swing out there so she asked me to pick her up and put her on the swing with me. She was pretty light so it wasn't a problem. Before I knew it, she was all over me!

So I started kissing back and before you know it, we are mugging down pretty hard. Not very comfy on the swing though so she suggests that i carry her over to this tree in the yard that has a broken limb about chest high. I carry her over there and then she tells me to hang her on the tree by the back of her overalls. I do that for her and she is now the perfect height!

We go back to kissing again and her dad comes outside and turns the light on. BUSTED!

I started feeling really uncomfortable. So I took her down off of the tree and put her back in her chair and then I wheeled her back inside. I start feeling like I should go so we said goodnight and her dad followed me to the front door.

I looked at her dad straight in the eyes and say "I am really sorry about that." Her dad says "That's ok. Everybody else just leaves her hanging from the tree."

bartman
10-17-2003, 10:30 AM
I'm not sure whether that's funny or sad.

silverfox
10-17-2003, 10:33 AM
shouldn't this be in the joke forum? :D

-Brent-

Angel_22679
10-17-2003, 10:33 AM
OMG! That's hysterical, in a sick and twisted sort of way!

lowthreeohz
10-17-2003, 10:33 AM
heh...heh.....heh......

93 Blk Coupe
10-17-2003, 10:34 AM
lmao...

regaltip
10-17-2003, 10:34 AM
bwaaahaaaa!!!!

i'm sorry that's funny!

i know i would have jump the fence and ran!

Amber
10-17-2003, 10:53 AM
LMAO!! I was thinking this was a true story!!

The Raven
10-17-2003, 10:56 AM
What's the most dificulty thing about eating vegetables?


Their wheelchairs get in the way...

8mpg
10-17-2003, 10:58 AM
lol... I just read the same joke in FHM about 10 minutes ago...

Angel_22679
10-17-2003, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by Got Boost?
What's the most dificulty thing about eating vegetables?


Their wheelchairs get in the way...

Oh that was horrible.........;)

The Raven
10-17-2003, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by Angel_22679
Oh that was horrible.........;)

She was actually pretty good, cheapest date I've had yet.;)

STANGGT40
10-17-2003, 11:01 AM
i remember that joke from elementary school!

coley
10-17-2003, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by Got Boost?
What's the most dificulty thing about eating vegetables?


Their wheelchairs get in the way... shit brick, you stole that from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colonel Angus
10-17-2003, 11:11 AM
I have been using this story for about 15 years. I think a high school substitute art teacher told it to the class one day.

FunFordCobra
10-22-2003, 09:47 AM
test....

FunFordCobra
10-23-2003, 10:28 AM
test...

FunFordCobra
10-23-2003, 10:33 AM
another

lowthreeohz
10-23-2003, 12:12 PM
mmmm...shakira.....

CarrieNC17
10-24-2003, 02:26 AM
LMAO....that's pretty sick.