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Colonel Angus
10-14-2003, 01:58 PM
Hamburglar Urges Senate Subcommittee To 'Robble Robble Robble'
WASHINGTON, DC—Denouncing a prison system he called "robble robble robble," hamburger advocate and convicted felon Hamburglar addressed the Senate Subcommittee on Penal Reform Sunday, demanding more humane conditions for the nation's inmates. "Robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble robble," an emotional Hamburglar told the 12-member committee. "Robble robble robble robble robble. Robble robble robble robble robble robble robble: Robble robble." Reaction to the speech was mixed. "Certainly there is room for improvement in our penal system," U.S. Sen. Bob Smith (R-NH) said. "But I would hardly call the current situation 'robble.'"

4DRSS
10-14-2003, 02:01 PM
robble robble robble

SVT Killer LV
10-14-2003, 02:01 PM
:confused: :confused::)

Strychnine
10-14-2003, 02:01 PM
The Onion kicks ass :cool:

Colonel Angus
10-14-2003, 02:03 PM
Bathroom Smells Like Shit
GALENA PARK, TX—The second-floor men's room of a Sysco Vending office building smells like shit, disgusted employee Art McCune reported Friday. "Jesus Christ, it smells like actual human feces in here," McCune said. "I'm serious— it's like someone walked in, dropped his pants and underwear, straddled a bowl, excreted nearly a pound of fecal matter out of his anus, and then walked right out again." Building custodian Byron Withers apologized for the foul odor, assuring Sysco staffers that, by the following morning, the bathroom would be back to smelling like bleach.

98COBRA#770
10-14-2003, 02:03 PM
In Butthead voice "you said penal"!

jluv
10-16-2003, 01:25 PM
That was a horrobble joke.

Yep, it was terrobble.

It was almost unbearobble.

On a side note, did he get in any trobble?

cobrajet69
10-18-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by jluv98gt
That was a horrobble joke.

Yep, it was terrobble.

It was almost unbearobble.

On a side note, did he get in any trobble?



That's the funniest sh*t on this page:D

CyaNide
10-19-2003, 11:44 PM
wtf