SVT Lurch
10-13-2003, 07:23 PM
GOOD
A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the
problem, a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then
found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket
was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a
picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo
of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State
Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket
to the State Troopers Ball. " "He replied, "Wisconsin State
Troopers don't have balls." There was A moment of silence while
she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed
his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
too hard to start her car.
A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the
problem, a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then
found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket
was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a
picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo
of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State
Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket
to the State Troopers Ball. " "He replied, "Wisconsin State
Troopers don't have balls." There was A moment of silence while
she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed
his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
too hard to start her car.