Strychnine
10-09-2003, 11:42 PM
The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
They chose a condom because it stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
-Matt
They chose a condom because it stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
-Matt