View Full Version : A poem for StangTamer
Andrew
08-22-2003, 04:54 PM
This was somewhat stolen from another site... but if it fits...
Untouchable tamer who seems to be standing tall
you will be eliminated first like fat chicks in dodge ball
this battle was over way before it even started.
You against me? That's totally retarded!
People think I'm crazy. That's what everyone is telling me.
That me beating you is like you winning a spelling bee.
That's ok because this weekend I'll silence them all.
You're a pocket hulk. So I'll use words that are small.
Chad. StangTamer. Here comes the pain!
That heap-box you're driving will never be the same
You hop around all day like there's potatoes in your crack.
That's a nice tatoo you have of your mother on your back.
Yo. I'm untouchable. You can't beat my ability.
I'm like a basic math problem Chad. You just can't finish me!
lee earley
08-22-2003, 05:06 PM
Did you get that from 8 Mile?
dragradialstang
08-22-2003, 05:12 PM
So true!
StangTamer
08-23-2003, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Andrew
This was somewhat stolen from another site... but if it fits...
Untouchable tamer who seems to be standing tall
you will be eliminated first like fat chicks in dodge ball
this battle was over way before it even started.
You against me? That's totally retarded!
People think I'm crazy. That's what everyone is telling me.
That me beating you is like you winning a spelling bee.
That's ok because this weekend I'll silence them all.
You're a pocket hulk. So I'll use words that are small.
Chad. StangTamer. Here comes the pain!
That heap-box you're driving will never be the same
You hop around all day like there's potatoes in your crack.
That's a nice tatoo you have of your mother on your back.
Yo. I'm untouchable. You can't beat my ability.
I'm like a basic math problem Chad. You just can't finish me!
Your stolen poem was weak, and your car is a turd.
You know there's no way you can hang with my Bird!!
You tell everyone, "you'll go 5's, if you find the fix."
But your turd ball still, can only run a 6.
You called me out when you knew my car was more than just broke.
Trying to make me look like some kind of joke.
Laugh it up while you can, because that time is about over.
When you see me 60ft. better than you and I'm running on motor.
When that time comes you won't know what to say.
You will think to yourself, "Did the Tamer spray?"
You keep buying bigger power adders, because you're scared of the day.
When the Tamer comes out, and is ready to play.
You knew that the YS-trim couldn't handle that Tamer speed.
So you bought a T-88 to try and cover your need.
Turbo or blower whatever you want to use,
either way, the Tamer won't lose.
46fever
08-23-2003, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by StangTamer
you guys are freaking crazy
Your stolen poem was weak, and your car is a turd.
You know there's no way you can hang with my Bird!!
You tell everyone, "you'll go 5's, if you find the fix."
But your turd ball still, can only run a 6.
You called me out when you knew my car was more than just broke.
Trying to make me look like some kind of joke.
Laugh it up while you can, because that time is about over.
When you see me 60ft. better than you and I'm running all on motor.
When that time comes you won't know what to say.
You will think to yourself, "Did Tamer spray?"
You keep buying bigger power adders, because you're scared of the day.
That the Tamer comes out, and is ready to play.
You knew that the YS-trim couldn't handle that Tamer speed.
So you bought a T-88 to try and cover your need.
Turbo or blower whatever you want to use,
either way, the Tamer won't lose. :D :D :D
These guys are no Eminem!
StangTamer
08-23-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by XL
These guys are no Eminem!
I don't think it took 5-10min to write his shit though.
Tweakd
08-23-2003, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by StangTamer
I don't think it took 5-10min to write his shit though.
Your right he freelances everything :rolleyes:
StangTamer
08-23-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Tweakd
Your right he freelances everything :rolleyes:
You've watched 8 mile to many times.:rolleyes:
stevinwayne
08-24-2003, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by StangTamer
You've watched 8 mile to many times.:rolleyes:
so how close to finishing are you? i'm just curious not trying to start anything...
Originally posted by Tweakd
Your right he freelances everything :rolleyes:
You're and freestyles.
StangTamer
08-24-2003, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by stevinwayne
so how close to finishing are you? i'm just curious not trying to start anything...
It runs and drives right now. I am waiting on some tuning parts that will hopefully be in this late this week. I was hoping to have it out this weekend, but the insurance I was going to get wouldn't accept a primered car.:mad: So now I have to get regular insurance. I've been trying to make it legal so I can drive it around and make sure everything is safe.
Tweakd
08-24-2003, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by XL
You're and freestyles.
Fag boy quit hanging off my nuts and following me around. Your Tamers bitch stay where you belong
StangTamer
08-24-2003, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Tweakd
Fag boy quit hanging off my nuts and following me around. Your Tamers bitch stay where you belong
He did have a major point.lol
Tweakd
08-24-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by StangTamer
He did have a major point.lol
If i was worried about my grammar on here I would re-read everything I write. But your love boy loves to follow me everywhere I go and try and point out mistakes lol. Insecurity at his finest.
Last time I checked this was the racing bench. XL why do you post in here? The only thing you ever race is your mouth.
Wanna race?:rolleyes:
StangTamer
08-24-2003, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Tweakd
If i was worried about my grammar on here I would re-read everything I write. But your love boy loves to follow me everywhere I go and try and point out mistakes lol. Insecurity at his finest.
Last time I checked this was the racing bench. XL why do you post in here? The only thing you ever race is your mouth.
Wanna race?:rolleyes:
You two should race, it would probably be a pretty good race.
Originally posted by Tweakd
Fag boy quit hanging off my nuts and following me around. Your Tamers bitch stay where you belong
I'm following you around? I posted in this thread first you idiot. Sure we can race, at a track. Go ask STROKD if he will let you out of your cage this friday so you can go to Denton.
BTW Tweakd, I see plenty of your spelling and grammer mistakes, and I don't say anything. Don't even start to think I'm following you around.
Oh, and one more thing. I did help Chad with his car, but at least I let him speak his mind and deal with his own problems. I swear you want to be STROKD so bad you won't even let him speak for himself.
And another thing, didn't you say you were going to cause a problem for me the next time you saw me? I remember making eye contact with you and you didn't have one word to say to me.
dragradialstang
08-24-2003, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by StangTamer
It runs and drives right now. I am waiting on some tuning parts that will hopefully be in this late this week. I was hoping to have it out this weekend, but the insurance I was going to get wouldn't accept a primered car.:mad: So now I have to get regular insurance. I've been trying to make it legal so I can drive it around and make sure everything is safe. I heard someone came by to trailer you to the track and you wouldn't go!:eek:
Originally posted by dragradialstang
I heard someone came by to trailer you to the track and you wouldn't go!:eek:
I heard this too. Anybody know who it was?
Andrew
08-24-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by dragradialstang
I heard someone came by to trailer you to the track and you wouldn't go!:eek:
someone was scurred of getting drrrrug!
Tweakd
08-24-2003, 07:59 PM
. Originally posted by StangTamer
You two should race, it would probably be a pretty good race.
Yeah that would be an awesome race. It almost happend at redline a couple weeks ago thank god it didn't. He run better 1/8 then I run 330'. :(
XL you're such a funny "KID" Sorry, but I don't want to be Strokd cause I like driving my car and racing it. You have such a warped view on everything you read, but that I am sure has to do with your vast experiences in life that you've had at your amazing age of 12 or whatever you are :confused:. Like I said get back on Tamer's nuts your his bitch.
StangTamer
08-24-2003, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by dragradialstang
I heard someone came by to trailer you to the track and you wouldn't go!:eek:
I wouldn't pass tech. Why waiste the time and money?
Originally posted by Tweakd
Random noise coming from asshole.
Yeah, I'm a 12 year old that's obviously smarter.
Are we going to race or what?
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