BWHAHAHA, no wonder Kirk won't race me!

[Boss Hogg]

Converter Stall and Turbos (http://www.turbomustangs.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=5365)

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few:
I've got a 93 coupe with a single turbo, 306ci engine, a built AOD with a one piece input shaft and a non lockup PI 2800 stall converter and no transbrake (which I really don't want). My car is a street car with all the smog equip, full interior and runs 100mph in the 1/8th but can only manage 1.8 to 1.9 sixty foot times. It seems the turbo is just getting spooled up at the tree. I start to see real power around 3200-3400 or so and I can only foot brake it to 2200-2300. What stall would you guys recommend?

http://www.dfwstangs.net/hosting/David%20Z28/302owned.jpg

[Monsoon X]

I saw that thread last week that's why I started the post "LOL@Kirk"


Obviously Kirk has no idea what he's doing? I feel for Chris. :(

I talked to Chris last week and I asked who's doing his build up. I almost giggled when he said "Kirk was doing it".

[Monsoon X]

Stop it David. You're gonna make Kirk get a Big Thumper!

[98DSM]

You guys are ruthless towards each other.

[AL P]

....must resist urge to not let cat out of the bag....

[SNEAKY]

smoke and mirrors

[3O2_plus_a_few]

Dear Abby,
Can you help me break into the 6s? I don't know what I'm doing.

[302_plus_a_few]

David if you want to race so bad, you could have just said so. How about Denton this Friday night? I'll make a special trip just for you before I put the new converter in. We can even put a little money on it if you like.

[Skidmark]

rofl @ all the impersonators today

[David Z28.]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
David if you want to race so bad, you could have just said so. How about Denton this Friday night? I'll make a special trip just for you before I put the new converter in. We can even put a little money on it if you like. I'll be there, bring my money!

[Skidmark]

lol

[302_plus_a_few]

I'll be there no earlier than 9:00pm and no later than 11:30pm.

[David Z28.]

Let me call Monsoon X, and set this up!

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
David if you want to race so bad, you could have just said so. How about Denton this Friday night? I'll make a special trip just for you before I put the new converter in. We can even put a little money on it if you like.
Based on your past history, I have relatively zero assurance of you showing up at Denton. I'm not driving 100 miles each way just for you to yank the football out from under me again, Lucy.

But I'll be more than happy to meet you at Redline the Friday. I can be there from 7pm to 12am. I'll even pay your way in.

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by Monsoon X
Obviously Kirk has no idea what he's doing? I feel for Chris. :(

I talked to Chris last week and I asked who's doing his build up. I almost giggled when he said "Kirk was doing it". This coming from a guy that needs two freinds help him weld a couple of pieces of 5" pipe together to make a home made ram air that slowed him down. You are the true definition of Pot and Kettle.Originally posted by Monsoon X
Stop it David. You're gonna make Kirk get a Big Thumper! Not freakin' likely. My history says that I will under do the turbo and not over do it.Originally posted by David Z28
Based on your past history, I have relatively zero assurance of you showing up at Denton. I'm not driving 100 miles each way just for you to yank the football out from under me again, Lucy.LMAO!!! What-freakin-ever Mr. Crawfish!!!! .... :rolleyes:Originally posted by AL P
....must resist urge to not let cat out of the bag.... Zip it muscle man!!! :cool:

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
What-freakin-ever Mr. Crawfish!!!! .... :rolleyes:
Let's see, you said you'd meet me last month and didn't show. And you said you'd be out there Friday night and you didn't show. On top of the fact that you said you couldn't race because you were putting in a cage and then admitted you were not.

So, you're batting .000 so far.

Come on out to Redline, I'll pay your way in and if you break I'll even tow you home. You don't have to worry about me not showing up.

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by David Z28
Let's see, you said you'd meet me last month and didn't show. And you said you'd be out there Friday night and you didn't show. On top of the fact that you said you couldn't race because you were putting in a cage and then admitted you were not.You accecpted and then withdrew so the discussion is over. I'm not driving 165 miles round trip in rush hour traffic to run at Redline when I can drive 40 miles round trip to run at Denton. From what I understand you work at I35E and Walnut Hill. You are 25 miles from Denton.

[Monsoon X]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
This coming from a guy that needs two freinds help him weld a couple of pieces of 5" pipe together to make a home made ram air that slowed him down

Slowed me down? LOL

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by Monsoon X
LOL I agree! That is funny!

[Monsoon X]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
I agree! That is funny!

Let's see you run a 7.44 in this heat. In fact. You couldn't even run it in the cold. :p

[dragradialstang]

Originally posted by Monsoon X
Let's see you run a 7.44 in this heat. In fact. You couldn't even run it in the cold. :p Quit using the heat as a crutch, no one else does.

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by Monsoon X
Let's see you run a 7.44 in this heat. In fact. You couldn't even run it in the cold. :p You've passed up two opportunities to see me run 7.44 or better. You no showed both. :p

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by dragradialstang
Quit using the heat as a crutch, no one else does. It's not a crutch for Moncuse X. Its a way of life. A lifestyle if you will.

Oh... its too hot. Oh.... you have a race car. Oh..... you run race gas. Oh..... you don't have A/C.

All of this and he strips his car down to one racing seat. Isn't that what race cars do?

[dragradialstang]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
It's not a crutch for Moncuse X. Its a way of life. A lifestyle if you will.

Oh... its too hot. Oh.... you have a race car. Oh..... you run race gas. Oh..... you don't have A/C.

All of this and he strips his car down to one racing seat. Isn't that what race cars do? Shouldn't a daily driver have more than one seat, Unless its a bike.

[Monsoon X]

Originally posted by dragradialstang
Quit using the heat as a crutch, no one else does.

If you don't use the heat you use something else. Like your crappy transbrake, or you can't 60' at Denton........................there's always something.

[Monsoon X]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
You've passed up two opportunities to see me run 7.44 or better. You no showed both. :p

I showed but, your boost controller went out soon after I drove through the gates. Weird.

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
You accecpted and then withdrew so the discussion is over.
Huh? Please check your fact pattern.

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
I'm not driving 165 miles round trip in rush hour traffic to run at Redline when I can drive 40 miles round trip to run at Denton.
Yea, lots of traffic on George Bush. :rolleyes: You can do doughnuts at 5pm. You have a flexible schedule, just leave early from work at 4pm and you'll beat me out there.

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
From what I understand you work at I35E and Walnut Hill. You are 25 miles from Denton.
True, but the trailer and tires are in Forney. So add 75 miles to your round trip equation.

[dragradialstang]

Originally posted by Monsoon X
If you don't use the heat you use something else. Like your crappy transbrake, or you can't 60' at Denton........................there's always something. And my worst pass ever in that car, would drag you, you didn't even show on time to race you and I was going to give you a light!

BOK! BOK!

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by dragradialstang
BOK! BOK! Feel free to use this any time you like.

<EMBED src="http://www.digital-sledgehammer.com/superchicken/sounds/sc_charge.wav" Autostart=TRUE Width=328 Height=32 Loop=False Hidden=False>

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by David Z28
True, but the trailer and tires are in Forney. So add 75 miles to your round trip equation. Trailer? :confused: You've turned your daily driver into a trailer queen?

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by David Z28
[B]Let's see, you said you'd meet me last month and didn't show. And you said you'd be out there Friday night and you didn't show. On top of the fact that you said you couldn't race because you were putting in a cage and then admitted you were not.[B]
Oops, also forgot when you said you were going meet me at Plano Rd. and 635 last month.

So once again, the last 3 times you said you'd meet me, you were a no show.

[dragradialstang]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
Trailer? :confused: You've turned your daily driver into a trailer queen? Preposterous!

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by David Z28
Oops, also forgot when you said you were going meet me at Plano Rd. and 635 last month.

So once again, the last 3 times you said you'd meet me, you were a no show. David, I got it. You're afraid I'll be a no-show at Denton or just plain afraid - whichever. It's OK, I understand. You are starting to look really pathetic using my past actions to formulate your own excuses and divert attention away from yourself. You used to be a master at this! You're losing your touch buddy.

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
Trailer? :confused: You've turned your daily driver into a trailer queen?
I trailered it when it ran 13s. It'll break one of these times. Only a fool wouldn't use a safety net when available. Especially when you're 100 miles from home.

Like I said before, I'll pay your way in and if you break I'll trailer your car home. I'll bring the video camera for everyone to see the race. My daily driver vs. your race car. Quit playing games and lets race.

[96GTVERT]

LMFAO at the chicken...

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by David Z28
[BLike I said before, I'll pay your way in and if you break I'll trailer your car home. I'll bring the video camera for everyone to see the race. My daily driver vs. your race car. Quit playing games and lets race. [/B]I offered you a race, you accepted and then declined. You were caught off guard by my offer to race you after you started this thread and rather than risk embarrassment, accepted quickly, thought about it over night and then declined. YOU quit playing games.

Since when does a car with full interior, all smog equip (including cats), A/C, is quieter than a bone stock Mustang and driven to the track qualify for being a race car Mr. Kettle with the trailer?

[AL P]

Originally posted by David Z28
I trailered it when it ran 13s. It'll break one of these times. Only a fool wouldn't use a safety net when available. Especially when you're 100 miles from home.

Like I said before, I'll pay your way in and if you break I'll trailer your car home. I'll bring the video camera for everyone to see the race. My daily driver vs. your race car. Quit playing games and lets race.

I always knew you had a RACE car!!!

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
I offered you a race, you accepted and then declined.
No, I did not. You're eyesight must be going downhill as well.

Originally posted by AL P
I always knew you had a RACE car!!!
Every LS1 is a daily driven race car.

[Skidmark]

that chicken noise freaked the hell outa my dog, lol

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by skidmark
that chicken noise freaked the hell outa my dog, lol
Did he think Kirk was at the door or something?

[3O2_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by David Z28
Like I said before, I'll pay your way in and if you break I'll trailer your car home. I'll bring the video camera for everyone to see the race. My daily driver vs. your race car. Quit playing games and lets race.

No, I will not accept your offer. You'll show up and race you or all the other fast LS1s that are going to Redline. I'll only agree to race you 100 miles from your home knowing you can't make it. And even if you left work early and agreed to meet me, I just wouldn't show for the 4th time in a row.

Setting up a race with me is like trying to rope the wind.

[dragradialstang]

Originally posted by David Z28 posing as 3O2_plus_a_few
No, I will not accept your offer. You'll show up and race you or all the other fast LS1s that are going to Redline. I'll only agree to race you 100 miles from your home knowing you can't make it. And even if you left work early and agreed to meet me, I just wouldn't show for the 4th time in a row.

Setting up a race with me is like trying to rope the wind.

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by 3O2_plus_a_few
No, I will not accept your offer. You'll show up and race you or all the other fast LS1s that are going to Redline. I'll only agree to race you 100 miles from your home knowing you can't make it. And even if you left work early and agreed to meet me, I just wouldn't show for the 4th time in a row.

Setting up a race with me is like trying to rope the wind.

I believe Kirk meant to say, "No, I will not accept your offer. You'll show up. You and all the other fast LS1s are going to be at Redline..."

But, I can't speak for him.

[Cooter]

I usually don't pick sides between you guys as this is allways a great source of entertainment, but Kirk? I can't believe you're turning town Dave's offer... entry fee plus a guaranteed trailer ride if you break? step up and settle this thing finally!

[Boss Hogg]

I'm trying, Forrest. I even admit that Kirk should win. I don't mind losing.

[Cooter]

shit, I'd gladly take up the offer and allow you to drag my ass up and down the track! LOL! I've broken at the track before... no fun! :(

Forrest

[mikeb]

Originally posted by 3O2_plus_a_few
No, I will not accept your offer. You'll show up and race you or all the other fast LS1s that are going to Redline. I'll only agree to race you 100 miles from your home knowing you can't make it. And even if you left work early and agreed to meet me, I just wouldn't show for the 4th time in a row.

Setting up a race with me is like trying to rope the wind.

Ya'll look very carefully at this user's ID and post count.

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by mikeb
Ya'll look very carefully at this user's ID and post count.
Kirk must be logging on under my name. How did he get my password? :mad:

[dragradialstang]

Originally posted by David Z28
Kirk must be logging on under my name. How did he get my password? :mad: He's on your computer also.

[Boss Hogg]

Maybe we are sharing an internet connection?

[GR8WHITE]

Originally posted by Forrest
I usually don't pick sides between you guys as this is allways a great source of entertainment, but Kirk? I can't believe you're turning town Dave's offer... entry fee plus a guaranteed trailer ride if you break? step up and settle this thing finally!

Cmon Kirk!
I'm trying to be objective here too, but it's difficult. I agree with Forrest, put up or shut up. Settle the E-war once and for all. I'm a True blue Ford guy, and this is embarrasing. I don't know you but I do know David, and he will show Friday I'm sure. If he doesn't show I'll personally pay you $200 for your pain and wear and tear for your car for making the trip. If your car is 6 second capable it should be enough. Yes, LS-1's suck. Now show him how bad! Between these 2 egos, somebody is gonna need therapy after the race! Don't Puss!! Bring that whooshwagon out and kick some ass!:D

[Monsoon X]

Come on out from under there Kirk.

http://www.justclickbeds.com/images/mb/mb_739_juli_p2.jpg

[SNEAKY]

lmao, yall are just wrong. we know you want to be like Kirk, but to create a user name just to feel closer to him, is border line stalking.

[David Z58]

Originally posted by SNEAKY
lmao, yall are just wrong. we know you want to be like Kirk, but to create a user name just to feel closer to him, is border line stalking. We would all like to have a car as fast as Kirk's so yea, we want to all be like him.

[SNEAKY]

Originally posted by David Z58
We would all like to have a car as fast as Kirk's so yea, we want to all be like him.


booooooo

[Moncuse X]

Originally posted by David Z58
We would all like to have a car as fast as Kirk's so yea, we want to all be like him. Kirk is great! His car is awesome!!!

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by GR8WHITE
Cmon Kirk!
I'm trying to be objective here too, but it's difficult. I agree with Forrest, put up or shut up. Settle the E-war once and for all. I'm a True blue Ford guy, and this is embarrasing. I don't know you but I do know David, and he will show Friday I'm sure. If he doesn't show I'll personally pay you $200 for your pain and wear and tear for your car for making the trip. If your car is 6 second capable it should be enough. Yes, LS-1's suck. Now show him how bad! Between these 2 egos, somebody is gonna need therapy after the race! Don't Puss!! Bring that whooshwagon out and kick some ass!:D Hey, I offered to race him at Denton, he accecpted and then changed his mind and wanted to change the venue closer to him becuase he didn't want to make the drive.

I offer the same reason for not going to Redline. An 80 mile one way drive in rush hour traffic on a 100 degree day in a turbo car that isn't the coolest running car in the world. It ain't gonna happen. He's the one with the trailer and he's only 25 miles from Denton if he leaves from work. Hell, he can do what I have to do. Just put the tires and jack in the back and change them at the track. He has a lot more room in his hatchback than I do in my 93 coupe.

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
Hey, I offered to race him at Denton, he accecpted and then changed his mind.
:rolleyes: Quit being lame.

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
An 80 mile one way drive in rush hour traffic on a 100 degree day in a turbo car that isn't the coolest running car in the world. It ain't gonna happen.
OK, where exactly do you work and I'll find a solution for you where you won't be stuck in traffic. (i.e. High 5 and I35N construction)

[302_plus_a_few]

Originally posted by David Z28
:rolleyes: Quit being lame.You quit being lame Mr. Kettle. You drive to Denton like you agreed to in the first place. I'm no more lame for not driving to Redline than you are for not driving to Denton.[/b][/quote]OK, where exactly do you work and I'll find a solution for you where you won't be stuck in traffic. (i.e. High 5 and I35N construction) [/B][/QUOTE]The solution is to drive to Denton.

I'm done with this thread. I feel like I decrease my maturity five years every time we have this stupid argument.

[Boss Hogg]

Hmm, not sure if you are being senile or stupid, but do you notice the period at the end of the username that agreed to meet you at Denton?
Originally posted by David Z28.
I'll be there, bring my money!
Not me.

I see you're skirting the issue of your planned route instead of having a logical conversation. I don't think it's possible for you to lose another 5 years of maturity.

[Moncuse X]

I'll race kirk, but if he beats me it's because he's got a turbo!

[Boss Hogg]

Originally posted by 302_plus_a_few
I offer the same reason for not going to Redline. An 80 mile one way drive in rush hour traffic on a 100 degree day in a turbo car that isn't the coolest running car in the world. It ain't gonna happen. He's the one with the trailer and he's only 25 miles from Denton if he leaves from work.
Just a few points of clarification.

Las Colinas to Royse City - 50 miles
Las Colinas to Denton - 35 miles
Difference - 15 miles

Walnut Hill/75 to Denton - 35 miles