GRAYHORSE
07-21-2003, 08:54 AM
Sorry if this is a repost! Probally is.....
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
>
>three years,
>
>we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
>
>everyway, my
>
>friendsencouraged me, and my fiancée? She was a dream!
>
> There was only one thing bothering me, and that
>
>was my
>
>mother-in-law to be. She was a smart, confident career
>
>woman, but most of all she was unbelievably sexy. She
>
>often openly flirted with me, which piqued my
>
>curiosity and made me quite uncomfortable at the same
>
>time.
> One day she called me and asked me to come over
>
>to review the
>
>wedding invitations. When I got there, I realized she
>
>was alone.
>
> As we looked at the invitations, she whispered
>
>in my ear: "Soon you
>
>will be married, but you must know that I have
>
>feelings for you that I can
>
>no longer ignore. Before you commit your life to mydaughter, please make
>
>love to me just once". I was in
>
>total shock .... what could I say?
>
> As I sat there dumbfounded she said: "I'll go to
>
>the bedroom, and
>
>if you share my yearnings, just come up and take me."
>
>Still dazed, I
>
>watched her magnificent form as she wisped up the
>
>stairs.
>
> I stood there for a moment, unsure of what to
>
>do, and then turned
>
>around and went to the front door. Slowly, I opened
>
>it, and stepped
>
>out of the house......
>
> Amazingly, her husband was standing outside..
>
>With tears in his
>
>eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are so happy. You
>
>have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked
>
>for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
>
>family."
>
> I will never forget the day I earned the trust
>
>of my in-laws, nor
>
>the valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps
>
>of my wife's childhood home...............
>
>
>
>
>Always, always, always, keep your condoms in your car!!
>
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
>
>three years,
>
>we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
>
>everyway, my
>
>friendsencouraged me, and my fiancée? She was a dream!
>
> There was only one thing bothering me, and that
>
>was my
>
>mother-in-law to be. She was a smart, confident career
>
>woman, but most of all she was unbelievably sexy. She
>
>often openly flirted with me, which piqued my
>
>curiosity and made me quite uncomfortable at the same
>
>time.
> One day she called me and asked me to come over
>
>to review the
>
>wedding invitations. When I got there, I realized she
>
>was alone.
>
> As we looked at the invitations, she whispered
>
>in my ear: "Soon you
>
>will be married, but you must know that I have
>
>feelings for you that I can
>
>no longer ignore. Before you commit your life to mydaughter, please make
>
>love to me just once". I was in
>
>total shock .... what could I say?
>
> As I sat there dumbfounded she said: "I'll go to
>
>the bedroom, and
>
>if you share my yearnings, just come up and take me."
>
>Still dazed, I
>
>watched her magnificent form as she wisped up the
>
>stairs.
>
> I stood there for a moment, unsure of what to
>
>do, and then turned
>
>around and went to the front door. Slowly, I opened
>
>it, and stepped
>
>out of the house......
>
> Amazingly, her husband was standing outside..
>
>With tears in his
>
>eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are so happy. You
>
>have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked
>
>for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
>
>family."
>
> I will never forget the day I earned the trust
>
>of my in-laws, nor
>
>the valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps
>
>of my wife's childhood home...............
>
>
>
>
>Always, always, always, keep your condoms in your car!!
>