sloestang
07-21-2003, 12:49 AM
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a
large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but
had
no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please
God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and
strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
hours,
after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me
the
strength ..and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a
rowboat
and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost
capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also
prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the
tools...and
the intelligence... to cross this river." And poof!
God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a
couple
of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but
had
no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please
God,
give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and
strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two
hours,
after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me
the
strength ..and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a
rowboat
and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost
capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also
prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the
tools...and
the intelligence... to cross this river." And poof!
God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a
couple
of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.