Tommy Tutone
07-19-2003, 02:51 PM
Ok.....18 year old girl tells her mother that she is 3 months late on her period. Well, the mother is just enraged with anger, storms out of the house and returns a few minutes later with an EPT (Error Proof Test) pregnancy test. She tells her daughter to go to the restroom and take the test.
After a couple minutes, the daughter returns with the EPT test. Lo and behold, she is pregnant. The mother just goes crazy, yelling and screaming at her daughter. "How could you let this happen?" "Who is the pig that has done this to you?"
The daughter leaves the room and makes a phone call. The mother calls her husband and, in a flash he walks in the door. Not saying much but, she can tell her is furious with her.
About an hour later, a new Ferrari, Bright red 355GTS, pulls into the driveway. An older, distinguished gentleman, salt & Pepper hair, middle 50's, gets out of the car and comes to the door. The youg girl escorts the man to the living room where her mother and father are seated.
The man sits down and says, "First, I must say that I apologize for this inconvience that I have caused your family." But, I am a man who will take care of her and her child. I cannot leave my own family so, here is what I will do.... If she bears a boy, I will bequeth him a Factory, a home in the city, a summer home at the lake and a bank account worth 2 million dollars.
If she bears a girl, I will bequeth her a Factory, a townhome in the city, and a bank account worth 1 million dollars.
If by chance she bears twins, A factory each, townhome each and 1 million each.
Now, in the unfortunate circumstance that she has a miscarrige, what do you suppose I should do?"
Before anyone could speak, the father of the young girl stands up and walks over to the man. He puts a strong, firm grasp on the man's shoulder, neals down and say's.......
"You'll fuck her again!!"
:eek:
After a couple minutes, the daughter returns with the EPT test. Lo and behold, she is pregnant. The mother just goes crazy, yelling and screaming at her daughter. "How could you let this happen?" "Who is the pig that has done this to you?"
The daughter leaves the room and makes a phone call. The mother calls her husband and, in a flash he walks in the door. Not saying much but, she can tell her is furious with her.
About an hour later, a new Ferrari, Bright red 355GTS, pulls into the driveway. An older, distinguished gentleman, salt & Pepper hair, middle 50's, gets out of the car and comes to the door. The youg girl escorts the man to the living room where her mother and father are seated.
The man sits down and says, "First, I must say that I apologize for this inconvience that I have caused your family." But, I am a man who will take care of her and her child. I cannot leave my own family so, here is what I will do.... If she bears a boy, I will bequeth him a Factory, a home in the city, a summer home at the lake and a bank account worth 2 million dollars.
If she bears a girl, I will bequeth her a Factory, a townhome in the city, and a bank account worth 1 million dollars.
If by chance she bears twins, A factory each, townhome each and 1 million each.
Now, in the unfortunate circumstance that she has a miscarrige, what do you suppose I should do?"
Before anyone could speak, the father of the young girl stands up and walks over to the man. He puts a strong, firm grasp on the man's shoulder, neals down and say's.......
"You'll fuck her again!!"
:eek: