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silveroush281
07-19-2003, 08:17 AM
Thought this was kinda funny, courtesy of Toadie400...


#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun


i stole this from someone else on a diff website.thought it was kinda funny though.

lee earley
07-19-2003, 08:41 AM
Those are pretty good.

dan962000
07-19-2003, 12:37 PM
that's funny!:D

sassystang
07-19-2003, 01:07 PM
LMAO!!:D

molotov cocktail
07-20-2003, 09:35 PM
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun


funny shit!