cool cat
07-18-2003, 08:40 AM
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
___ Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
___ At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
___ When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist." And at that point, the proctologist
fainted.
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
___ Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
___ At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
___ When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist." And at that point, the proctologist
fainted.