what's in your hand

[SVT Lurch]

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom,
so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no
toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class
his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"

The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll
get scared away."

He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal
asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"

So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my
hands he'll get scared away."

He was sent home and his Mom asked him "What do you have in
your hand?"

So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my
hands he'll get scared away."

He was sent to his room and his dad came in and said, "What
do you have in your hand."

So again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I
open my hands he will get scared away."

Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands."

The little boy opened his hand and said, "Look Dad, you scared
the shit out of him!"

[Fiction528]

HAHAHAHAHA man that is great