Confucius say...

[SVT Lurch]

It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man with hands in pockets feel cocky all day.

[dan962000]

Never flush toilet with head inside.

[cool cat]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

[SVT Lurch]

Originally posted by cool cat
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day fixed, my bad

[Buick355]

Carl Malone say:

if it's brown flush it down
if it's yellow it's mellow

[asa67_stang]

man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs...

[Osiris]

He who stand on toilet, high on pot:rolleyes:

[01WhiteCobra]

Virgin just like balloon...one prick, all gone.

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red handed.

Baseball all wrong... man with four balls no can walk.

Man who gets kicked in nuts... left holding the bag.

Man who run in front of car... get tired.

[asa67_stang]

man who run behind car get exhausted!!

[SVT Lurch]

add more!!!

[silverbeast]

man who fly upside down will have crack up:p

[SNEAKY]

man who go through turn stile side ways going to Bankock


virginity like bubble, one prick all gone




man who argue with wife all day, get not no piece at night.



man who go to cathouse, ends up in dog house.

[Grim Reaper]

Man who stick dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking nuts.

[pmt32v]

man who sleeps with itchy butt will wake up with smelly finger.

[32VfromHell]

man who fart in church be sitting down in own pew.

[SVT Lurch]

¿no más?

[Swag]

Girl who sits on judge's lap gets honorable discharge

[Fiction528]

Originally posted by SilverOH3SVT
He who stand on toilet, high on pot:rolleyes:

hehe

[lee earley]

Originally posted by Swag
Girl who sits on judge's lap gets honorable discharge

now that one is funny.:D