why we love children:

[stroked355coupe]

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.She asked him if it was alive or dead?Dead he informed her.How do you know,she asked?Becaused,I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move!You did WHAT!!!the teacher exclaimed in surprise.You know,I lean over and went "Pssst!and it didn't move.

[sloestang]

BOO!!

[98Demon]

YOU ARE GAY

[BLWN86]

HE DIDNT MOVE CAUSE HE LIKED IT !!:(:p

[4EyedTurd]

aww, kids the cats sleeping in the road.

[lee earley]

i ran over my grandmother's cat about 5 years ago, and i never told her. I feel so GUILTY. Had to tell somebody.

[CarrieNC17]

awww that was a cute joke!!

[V8driver]

the first time my dad let me drive his truck i hit a dog....too, bad i like dogs, should have been a cat

[V8driver]

Originally posted by V8driver
the first time my dad let me drive his truck i hit a dog....too, bad i like dogs, should have been a cat
i meant to say ...to bad, i like dogs, should have been a cat

[hustleman]

HISS

[Fiction528]

haha