SVT Lurch
06-13-2003, 12:39 AM
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern
washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a
genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaims.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad in recent years,
and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have
plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't
need money, because after I write my book, My TV show, and do
all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want.
I would like to get rid of these love handles, though...Yes,
that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles
removed."
POOF!!!!!
And just like that... her ears were gone!
washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a
genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaims.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad in recent years,
and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have
plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't
need money, because after I write my book, My TV show, and do
all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want.
I would like to get rid of these love handles, though...Yes,
that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles
removed."
POOF!!!!!
And just like that... her ears were gone!