SVT Lurch
06-10-2003, 12:21 AM
An elderly couple had a parlor in which they kept a couple of food
bins. One of those bins contained apples, and the other bin
contained nuts.
They were having quite a bit of trouble wth mice, so one evening
before going to bed they set a couple of mouse traps, one by the
bin of apples and one by the bin of nuts.
During the night they heard a trap snap. The old gentleman got up
to see which mouse trap had caught a mouse.
On returning to bed his wife asked, "Well did we catch him by the
apples?"
The old gentleman replied, "Nope, try again."
bins. One of those bins contained apples, and the other bin
contained nuts.
They were having quite a bit of trouble wth mice, so one evening
before going to bed they set a couple of mouse traps, one by the
bin of apples and one by the bin of nuts.
During the night they heard a trap snap. The old gentleman got up
to see which mouse trap had caught a mouse.
On returning to bed his wife asked, "Well did we catch him by the
apples?"
The old gentleman replied, "Nope, try again."