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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-30-2004, 10:13 AM Thread Starter
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Joke for Tuesday

It may be a repost but it was the first for me.

Wal-Mart service counter
> A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service
> counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for
> the toaster she bought because it won't work.
> The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund
> because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, the
> woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
> screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!
> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"
>
> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
> manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
> The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am
> what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the
> toaster, and HE tells her that he can't give her a
> refund because she bought it on special. Once
> again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
> starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY
> NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" And doing so draws an
> even more HUGE crowd! In shock, the store manager
> pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff,
> the woman says,
> "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M
> GETTING SCREWED!" The crowd broke into applause and
> her money was quickly refunded!
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-30-2004, 01:09 PM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-04-2004, 06:14 PM
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-05-2004, 03:04 PM
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that's funny! ha ha ha

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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-05-2004, 09:42 PM
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lame...
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 08:20 AM
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-22-2011, 12:36 AM
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wow..joke with toaster ..haha
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-29-2011, 08:24 PM
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